“I’m still learning that I don’t have to smile when a man makes me uncomfortable”

Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.

My favorite part of that trip hasn’t gotten as much play as the paper towels but he 1) does not under water purification 2) does not realize they need it and 3) views it through his lens of everyone is out to make a buck,

Just in case this didn’t crop up here before now.

Oh my god, Jujy. You can’t just ask someone why they’re in Dubai!

Ok, so holy shit, I kept reading this as “Ivanka” and was like, holy hell!, why aren’t people freaking out more about this.

The only way the Republicans would ever consider impeaching him is if they thought that keeping him around would hinder their reelections. However, thanks to gerrymandering, voter suppression, and a loyal cadre of racist, sexist, xenophobic voters who will always support Trump and consistently show up to vote in…

Mike Pence looks like one of the guys that chased the Von Trapp family into the alps.

They don’t give a shit about abortions or babies. It’s all about punishing those slutty slut women for the fucking apple. Having sex must result in a baby or they don’t get their punishment.

For those interested in the adventure of the Grifter Prince and Princess, ProPublica’s article today on how Jared and Ivanka almost were (and should have been) charged with felony fraud in 2012 is excellent and very well told.

My vote: “So I appreciate your support and I know you appreciate our support, because our country has really gone all out to help.”

yesterday i was thinking about how frogs can get boiled to death without really noticing that it’s happening; and then i was thinking man aren’t frogs lucky thats kind of a sweet deal.

“I wish it would all just go away,” said Kathie Lee clueless white people.

“Come on, guys! All you have to do is be smart, driven, white, cute, traditionally feminine, but play down the cute and traditionally feminine wink-wink, and unbelievably lucky and Hollywood is your oyster! Just do what I did, it’s so easy!”

Absolutely. I was confused by her implication that the woman who “whines” about (better put, calls attention to) the fact that women have a harder time getting these jobs is someone who is going to be “a mouse, timid, nervous” on set.

hi just checking in to say that daily life under this fucking administration is like getting slowly steamrolled to death

Unless your redemption tour involves calling Bobby Mueller and telling his team everything, then shouting those same things from the rooftops and via every news organization, you are not redeemed, you have not served your penance, and you do not get a cookie. Oh, you let people laugh at your expense, that’s nice. Come…

Yeah, it may also be my PTSD. But having Spicer there and everyone so excited and laughing at him made me have the exact same feeling I had when people would dismiss how horrible my abusive father was to me and my family. People would always find ways to minimize what he did and act as if he was just a good guy who…

Once I was in the loo at the airport and I farted. A woman in another stall said loudly, “That’s disgusting! Who did that?”. I laughed so hard that I farted again and she declared, “I do not have to listen to this!” and stormed out.