There’s no real angle. Trump is a racist moron who is ultimately swayed by the last person he speaks to. Then his handlers grab him, tell him, gently (because racist snowflake) that he can’t do that. And because he’s a fucking moron, he mangles any subsequent handling of his fuck up. The ONLY good part about these…

James Woods, like most of his unhinged brethren, exists only in opposition to ideas. Entirely incapable of advancing the human condition or articulating arguments for anything, they can only scream, “No!” in the face of progress and obstruct the work of others.

Just a small correction: You mention that he is now five years into his sentence, having been sentenced in 2012, but 2012 was actually 97 years ago.

“...because that is my job as a social media influencer” is hereby the precise utterance that concludes my participation on Earth.

Has anyone followed the story of the current lawsuit against him? Regarding him being tested and knew he was positive for std’s and did not disclose this to his girlfriend. When she told him about her symptoms he told her they were normal after shaving, like she was some dumb child that he could lie to. He knew. He…

I guess I shouldn’t judge, I read a fair amount of Anne Rice as a kid.

The inside’s like if my fifth grade Trapper Keeper and my fourth grade Caboodle had a baby. But it’s a house.

Whenever Trump tries to convey genuine emotion and/or concern he sounds like VCR instructions from 1985 written in English, translated into Japanese, then translated back again into English.

Me too.

When I think Lady Bird I think Hank Hill’s dog.

Perhaps her feet are like Barbie’s and she can’t fit them into like sneakers or boots or anything normal anymore

The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

Please further note that the $40.00 USA cap is available on his website with all proceeds going to his 2020 presidential campaign. Because why not right?

Please note that Trump also accessorized with the $40.00 USA cap manufactured outside the USA clutched in his left hand.

I had a professor whose sons are Thor and John. My son, the God of Thunder, and my younger son, the most common name in the English speaking world.

I just wonder what she thought was gonna happen when she released this still.

That chorus is...not what I was expecting.

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The false equivalence is clear. Memorializing Founder Fathers of the US, in the US, is memorializing the good they did for the US. It is not exonerating them of their bad traits as human beings. Memorializing icons of the Confederacy, in the US, is memorializing the harm that they inflicted upon the US, the most…