I am no expert on the game, but I don't think they count goals you score in extra time when you lose in regulation by ten goals.

I gotta say, it fucking ALWAYS sucks losing but I am EXTREMELY proud of our team. Green and Yedlin look like the truth moving forward and they are 19 and 20, respectively.

I am bummed as hell for Howard. That was an INSANE performance in the face of almost certain doom. That was going out on your shield.

Soccer's version of Easter/Christmas Catholics like myself obviously prefer it. But do actual soccer fans DISLIKE the increase in scoring? I could imagine a "purist" angle where someone decries it, but I'll be fucked if I see any reasonable argument (beyond blind fear of ever-so-slight change) for this being a bad…

FUCK PORTUGAL GO USA USA USA FUCK THOSE SHITTY SEAMONKIES BACK TO THEIR PIECE OF SHIT COUNTRY

yes, but all of those players are called by those names (and you immediately know who they are). "Hulk" is just as much a nickname as Megatron is. And for the record, LeBron wore a jersey with "King James" on the back of it this season so these types of changes are coming. I know, stupid fun!

Look. I get that there's a lot of stupid, unfair criticism of Lebron, Bosh, and the Heat. And I agree that a lot of it is wrong, over-the-top, and pointless. I get that.

I would have agreed with you until very recently, but the proposed Pause For Safety Act is basically a way to let citizens demand that the government confiscate some one's weapons without a crime being committed. It's a bit bonkers.

For what it's worth, I don't think offering a bundled app is particularly slimy. What is slimy is the deception installers use to get people to install them, and, in some cases, the fact that the toolbars/crapware are so difficult to get rid of.

The goal was epic, but, my God, Howard's outlet pass to start the counter was pure Kevin Love perfection.

I'm so glad you asked this, qualityofpercyharvin, because it too is something of a quaestio vexata for me. In fact, any time I even look at a female athlete, the first thought that pops into my head is "I wonder where she falls on the spectrum of sexuality." After that, my second thought is "I guess it doesn't really…

Newsflash: Alumni already do that. And unless you're blind, you already know that. People still show up. Shit, what do you think Florida vs. Citadel is? That's pro vs amateurs in every sense but payment. And they sell out a 90k seat stadium.

Shut the fuck up. Your jealousy isn't a valid argument against compensating college players for their labor.

The playoffs aren't quite as fun without Rajon Rondo

Ahhh, yes. Because only women care about issues of sexuality and equality. Besides, I would argue this fits much better on Deadspin than Jezebel.

I've said this before, but I would totally be in favor of dropping the "Look at the awful people on Twitter" series. All it does is give mostly awful people a lot more attention than they deserve for something we already know (a lot of awful people are on Twitter).

While ESPN is certainly obsessed with Manziel, this feels a little misleading to me. He slipped down the draft further than a lot of people thought he would, so there was a lot of opportunity for them to predict he'd be the next pick. It didn't feel nearly as gratuitous to me live as this makes it seem. While Gruden…

This is an interesting read about how the process works:

He's a witch, get him!

That would hurt a lot more employees than just the players. I hate to see some guy making $15/hr working in the ticket office lose his job to punish Sterling.

So nearly all of these offers have prepaid envelopes enclosed. I've found the easiest way is to write on their offer, "Remove me from your list!" and send it back to them via the prepaid envelope. Since they have to pay extra, and more, to get the prepaid envelope back it usually only takes twice before you get…