Here are Chuck Jones’s rules for Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner cartoons. I can’t imagine they’ll adhere to #4, but the creativity forced by those rules is what made the original shorts work.

If you just ignore the “football move”, where he stretched for the endzone, and became a runner.

Fortnite confounds me.  So many good ideas (this, rewards for 2-factor auth, neat world events) wrapped around a game I cannot find any enjoyment in.

Oh, come on. The writer loves the series, dislikes this aspect of it, writes a piece that explains what happens in the games and what might be behind it.

Yes, it tells you all you need to know about NC statutes regarding placing cameras in your home for revenge porn.

All cops are bad because they willingly represent a toxic institution. Period. 

My brother’s a cop, and he tries the “bad apple” defense of shitty cops to which my reply is “so why are the ‘bad apples’ always fiercely defended by the bunch?”

I think with an iron man like JARVIS on their team, the Browns can avenge last season by winning infinity more games. But not if he starts a civil war during the preseason. Even 3 wins would be a marvel.

I have never quite figured out why Napoleon Dynamite is such a big deal... I recently watched the movie again hoping to understand what I missed and, honestly, found it just as insufferable as I did the first time I saw it. Maybe the humor isn’t for me or something but it seems like it’s just not very good. Which…

Never go on a game show! Never do it!

I’m an Indians fan and I’ve liked Frazier since we drafted him, the bat speed was just ridiculous. I’ve liked him a lot better than Zimmer. And to me it’s a shame he hasn’t gotten more opportunity because of Judge/Stanton/Gardner/Hicks all being fantastic. And what chaps me most of all is that the damn Yankees made…

Private prison companies should be outlawed. GEO group may have lobbyists and lawyers but the whole industry is predatory and that’s something more and more people are seeing.

And if your cat -really- trusts you when you hold them like this, their spine disintegrates completely and they turn into kitty putty which is, frankly, magic.

Her: “I didn’t do anything!”

Oh yeah? Well if there’s no terrorists in New Jersey, then how could Trump have possibly seen thousands and thousands of people celebrating on 9/11?

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

Armed police as the norm honestly terrifies me. I’m grateful I live in a country where police officers don’t routinely carry guns.

Me to Mickey Calloway every time the Tribe bullpen blows a game this season:

“Cy Young candidate Trevor Bauer”

You have to respect the Cavs appreciation for world cultures. Playing sumo defense this year after trying out matador defense last season.