Me too.

Also helped that it was properly, brutally hard in a way that Mario Kart never was. Those boss races were something else.

Reasons I continue to be a Browns fan:

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

Roy Moore is just taking everything normalized by Trump and implicitly endorsed by the GOP to its logical end. Remember when we celebrated the peaceful transition of power in this country? Will that even be a thing in 2018? 2020?

It’s not that men are banned, it’s just hard finding men who are good enough for the showcase. At the end of the day, men just aren’t that funny.

I guess we differ in not wishing Roethlisberger injuries.

So basically: this will continue to be done in all games that don’t have playoff implications this week then promptly abandoned Week 1 of next season, right?

I drive a Tesla, and I have experienced so many racists moments with strangers. I have been asked the following:

As great as LeBron is, he’ll never be the greatest according to counting stats, whether he’s up against Kareem, Wilt, or Shawn Kemp

Dude literally carried the Celtics on his back, went through crazy personal shit and was a damn hero in Boston. So this definitely wasn’t your run of the mill trade.

You are free to not subject yourself to the stories. Just a thought.

You live in a remorseless, unapologetic oligarchy where there is a big club and you’re not in it. Got it?

For cross-platform games, the One X on a 4K HDR TV is miles ahead of the PS4 Pro on the same TV - both those with enhancements for it and those without.

Wow, I forgot about this. The Watson injury was a huge break for the Browns’ draft value. Right now, the Browns would have 2 top 5 picks, plus an extra pick at 37. That’s crazy.

“The receiving player must maintain full control of the ball from the initial point of contact all the way through CTE diagnosis.”

Of course they are: they just lost a senate race in fucking Alabama. They’ve utterly poisoned the well for an entire generation that’s going to be voting for the next 50+ years, while their own voting base is shrinking faster than Roy Moore’s dick at turning-20 birthday party.

Are we sure the interviewer didn’t ask her about being “knocked out” and was really seeing how she felt about the NFL’s concussion protocol?

I am convinced, because I am a cynical bastard, that this is part of Jeter’s long con to eventually become a managing partner/part owner of the Yankees, when the Steinbrenners eventually sell. Get some name experience in this role with the Marlins with an eye to moving on.

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.