Imagine waking up each day to find a new stupid thing he’s done.

washing his balls is 100% worse

Shut the fuck up.

Musk isn’t a serious person. He’s an idiot who started with too much money and amassed more on easy gambles and an unearned ego-driven image. A walking example of the “who’s the greater fool, the fool or the fool who follows him?” axiom.

he’s not gonna fuck you, dude

Just imagine getting laid off from your job and when you ask your boss why, he responds “You just weren’t hardcore enough.”

Kindergarten logic. What a massive idiot.

Wow, Musk is so *badass* this sounds like a fantastic high performing organization that will retain the best talent going forward! It makes such perfect sense to match sales percentages to work force percentage! There is a clear correlation that no one has ever seen before!

This genius thinks he deserves a 56 billion dollar compensation package and his big innovation is “laying people off”.

I have high hopes for this wager:

For the record, RFK Jr also espouses some pretty awful Libertarian economic beliefs as well. Seriously I’m not sure why he is a Democrat beyond his family history.

If Mr. Dorsey ran Twitter before Elon Musk ran it into the ground, presumably he is intelligent enough to realize there is no conceivable sequence of events that will result in RFK JR becoming POTUS.  That makes me wonder why the hell he’s doing this.

B/c Dorsey is such a great judge in character and political strategy!? /s

Well, horrible people tend to like each other. If your friend is just as shitty as you are, you don’t feel as shitty.

Vote with your wallets people!

This guy now has a great answer to the question “why’d you leave your last job?”

“You making fun of greedy corporations reflects poorly on us” has some real “Saying bad things about Nazis reflects poorly on us Republicans” telling-on-yourself energy.

Omfg fuck Activision and Blizzard so fucking hard. I did not believe that corporations could be people until this moment. A thin-skinned tyrant, through and through.

So fucking depressing this is. Right when I’d more or less forgotten how much I hate Blizzard, they go and give me an excellent/outrageous reminder.

Interesting enough there’s currently an event in WoW called “The Greedy Emissary”, who by the way is a goblin. The goblin shows up, twice per hour, in different maps along with both Stormwind and Orgrimar, the main cities for the Alliance and the Horde, respectively.