IF ONLY THE DAMN A5 BULBS USED ENOUGH RGB LEDS AND I COULD GET REAL GREENS AND BLUES!

((( “I realize I don’t really want a dazzling multi-colored lighting scheme...” )))

((( “I realize I don’t really want a dazzling multi-colored lighting scheme...” )))

Woouf has a lot of cool products like this — bean bag chairs that look like guitar amplifiers, a bench that looks like a Roland Juno-60, etc. Unfortunately, what they don’t seem to have is an American distributor. I’ve been wanting to buy one of the amp bean bags, but the shipping from Spain (70€) costs nearly as much…

[…Hillary is] up by 11 in California right now.

((( “…if something can’t be proven to be true, it doesn’t mean it is true or false, merely not yet determined.” )))

((( “…it is impossible to prove something is true…” )))

((( “First, that’s not how science works. You don’t start with a theory and work to prove it.” )))

You’re not exactly pushing the creativity envelope with your “I’m rubber, you’re glue” defense, you know. Oh, that’s right… you don’t know. Q.E.D.

((( “Quite ironic considering it all started with you Sir missing the point to begin with.” )))

((( “Likewise I would suggest leaving commenting to those more capable.” )))

((( “And perhaps you don’t understand that someone made a joke.” )))

If you’re quoting Carlin but voting for Trump, you don’t understand either of them.

((( “Four years of suffering to eliminate evil forever? Worth it.” )))

I remember my first day with Siri… I handed my iPhone around to a group of my friends, and we took turn asking it stupid questions. One friend asked “when am I going to get laid next?” — to which Siri replied “here is a list of escorts in your area.” Burn!

I bought the first iPhone and iPad as soon as they were released, and I absolutely loved them both. I certainly wouldn't want to trade current models for them, but they were great devices in their day, despite some shortcomings that are most noticeable in retrospect. The best reason not to get an Apple Watch is…

And you're flattering yourself if you think it takes me more than ten seconds to reply…

But be sure to note that I never said I'd do it. Only that I'd enjoy watching it happen.

Oh snap, "maggot food." Well, you've certainly earned your deep-thinker cred with the astute observation that humans are mortal. Next you'll be telling me that our galaxy is actually just a molecule in God's earlobe. Congratulations on your first bong hit.

I pity you, caged by a mind incapable of original thought, constrained to repeating the same crude expressions of impotent rage. My sincerest hope for you is that someday you'll gain enough self-awareness to be embarrassed by "Tony," and reinvent yourself as a wiser and more deliberative "Anthony."

The need to resort to gutter language and sexual taunts are the mark of an undisciplined mind, so again, you're bolstering my case rather than your own with your churlish display of pedestrian thinking.