Yeah, not sure why anyone would delay the giant feast until after all of the food has been harvested.

Believe me, you don’t celebrate harvest, you celebrate harvest being over. Harvest is just another word for a shit ton of work.

Did you also have your college graduation ceremony at the beginning of your final semester?

I’m sorry y’all weren’t smart enough to have a buffer between Halloween and Christmas but here in the country with actual summers, no one is going to be eating turkey, fixings, and twelve kinds of pie when it’s still in the 70’s for most of the country.

I will defend Brady everytime against accusations of cheating, which are BS.

I’m as big a Patriots hater as the next guy but associating them with the Confederacy is just wrong.

Then how do you explain shuttlecocks?

Yeah, but at least it was a dry hot seat.

Found John Rocker’s Kinja handle.

Eh, I mean, I think they (rightly) believed they had a decent shot at getting past the Cavaliers. After that, who knows? Weird shit happens! I think what those guys on TNT meant is, now, the amount of weird shit that has to happen for them to weird-shit their way into a championship is an amount of weird shit that…

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The only thing that could make this more Russell Westbrook level petty would be if he signed this on Durant’s birthday.

Le pomme James?

My only regret is that I only have +1 star to give this comment. Bravissimo kind sir.

+1 life to give

It’s like that classic Nathan Hale quote when his British executioner asked the colonial war hero how he felt about being a spy who was caught and about to be hanged. Hale replied, “I only regret that.”

I’m sure this all can be explained by an episode of Fresh Prince from 1995

Well obviously you aren’t going to need a jacket up on that fucking cross you’ve put yourself on, hoss.

This isn’t even hiking. This is going on a walk.