Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

wow, the first good opinion on this website

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

To be fair, the Giants play in jersey too

I learned this from working at Starbucks in college - it’s how their regular iced coffee is made.

Just take any leftover coffee, or make a separate pot beforehand, and use it to make ice cubes. That way you don’t have to worry about dilution.

This is how I do it. The “complex” flavor of cold brew is overrated, especially when you are chugging it down just to get your caffeine fix in.

Tell the truth: are the breaks so you and Marchman can take a leak because you have small bladders? Or are you just practicing for the day when you get Stamps.com or some other sponsor to step up?

I for one am waiting with baited breath to see where Bill Simmons ranks Durant on the all-time Pantheon and Pyramid compared to what Bill Simmons wrote in his book from which these all-important rankings came.

Won under a Trump presidency. Doesn’t count.

I know they hardly ever give it to a losing player (Jeffrey Leonard in the 1987 NLCS is the only one that springs to mind), but LeBron deserves the Finals MVP.

Doesn’t matter had sex.

“You’re telling me!”

Is this that guy that Garth Brooks pretended to be on that one album?

Richard is low-key the best character on television.

You’re going to get a lot of well-deserved shit for this comment. But I’m going to stay positive and just congratulate you for restraining yourself by not using a racial slur!

You’re actually an idiot.

Just looking for the restroom.