I’ll try to say this succinctly and elegantly:

I felt sure you were gonna say “linden tree”

So let me get this straight: Jez is celebrating women’s day by knocking tone deaf corporations and then taking the afternoon off, unannounced. That’s it? That’s nice, I feel the solidarity. Y’all knocked it out of the park again!

me too but also fuck you

What’s your take on including an original track on a Greatest Hits album?

I think, “You have two points; get the f out of here” is perfect. You don’t get to be “The Mej” if you suck.

When you see someone in the greys defending him, you’ll know he is fine and by a computer.

“May God one day grant us all the self-assurance necessary to do whatever the real-life equivalent of joining a 73-win team is, and then proceed to lecture people about not working hard enough.”

“Trust the process”

Another BBQ tip. Go to Valentinas in South Austin. I hear it’s where Aaron Franklin goes for BBQ (but who really knows).

Hannah’s dad:

The athlete can choose, but it has to be a song from the band O.A.R

Wait. Hold the phone!

I was going to suggest that Scarface be the right in the middle of the chart. 

Emma you are a fine writer and seem like a delightful person, but having said that please die a painful death and rot.

We got a Princeton Law alum here!

Fuck outta here with this take

Counterpoint - fuck Duke

Long time lurker, first time caller.

Are you the Designated Survivor while the rest of the Deadspin staff is at the award ceremony?