I can’t believe this wasn’t written by burneko

It certainly sums up my feelings about this series. It’s the closest we may ever see to a game of NBA JAM come to life. If the ball actually bursts into flame, I will not be surprised.

I see no inaccuracies in your Rockets/Thunder preview. Just, please, get footage of that ceiling kick attempt.

I loved this article. (I’m a pencil geek and a sometimes art student)

Why has the Greek chorus been calling it “trivia night” throughout the whole show? This party has nothing to do with trivia, from what I can see.

Beads?

And now I wait for a diamond cream moment.

Well, I did end up face down in a pizza once. Long weekend bender.

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STICK TO SLACKS

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

Cut the man some slacks.

You are a horrible person and you don’t belong on the internet.

no, no, people definitely hate Northwestern

Speaking of human sexuality courses: a friend had a class at UT with Vince Young and when the professor asked one day for people’s ideas of foreplay, Vince said “that’s like sucking on titties and what not”

Getting drunk AT the sporting event? Who am I, Rockefeller?

The three fingers were actually because he was making a sly reference to Borges’ great “Three Versions of Judas.”

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Flint and Tinder 10-year hoodie. Well made in the USA, handy interior pocket for your phone, very comfy.