I keep forgetting how unfunny the ‘oughts were.

hmmmm...

Counterpoint: Fugazi’s entire discography.

Don’t kinja while drunk

Don’t kinja while drunk

n’ice

Not even Pierce’s Pitt in Williamburg, which is the best in the Old Dominion by a wide margin.

We will never forget them, nor the last time we saw them, this morning, as they prepared for their journey and waved goodbye and “slipped the surly bonds of earth” to “touch the face of God.”

#fuck2016

IT Guy here... If anyone ever asked me to monitor a user’s activity just because the employee were acting weird, I’d tell them that was a discussion they’d need to be having with Human Resources, not IT.

I mean, that is pretty much the plot of The Producers, so you weren’t wrong.

I’m... literally watching it right now on NBC.

SPOILERS brah!

This is the most Gen-X-I’m-Sad-About-How-My-Life-Is-Turning-Out shit I’ve ever read.

...And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead

I’m sorry, I’m still reeling from the blow of being compared to a Phish fan. You have offended me to my core, sir.

Thanks for explaining that to me! Gosh, I’ve been doing Springsteen fandom all wrong! I guess I have to go buy t-shirts now, recognize that the feeling I feel when I listen to the music alone in my car isn’t true appreciation, but some feeling of belonging to something bigger.

Did you just make a late 90's Larry the Cable Guy reference?

Okay, I’m usually not the “hot take” type, but these “curtains of distraction” are the worst and bring DISGRACE TO THE GAME, right?