Ole’ Jimbo is shaved, paid, and on the lookout for a senorita to serenade.

I mean, it is definitely a Terrence Malick movie.

What are you talking about? The New World was very good.

My girlfriend has been trying to convert me to a Giants fan for the past seven years. I think Tomsula might do the trick.

Sweet Jesus I’ve been in denial about my mom all these years.

I believe it has been established that the H in fact stands for “Hoobastank.”

Comment of the year.

I have driven, however briefly, in almost every major North American city.

I’m too lazy to reply to everyone’s response with this:

I’ll bet you write for Slate.

I was at the Wizards game when Jordan had his first big dunk since returning to the NBA.

Its a brave new world.

Bulleit 10 year and Eagle Rare are my go-to’s, and both can be had for $30-$40.

I.... I love you.

TEBOW TIME

I thought that we were pretty much agreed that the default Brady picture was now the courtroom sketch?

REKT

You kinda just described the up and coming City of Richmond.

Trump 2016!