Sorry, Mr. Kotter. My life is friggin awesome:

Imagine the shock you’d have if you considered for one sec ANYTHING not being about you. Probably be as shocking as realizing how few people ever want to hold a convo with your corny ass.

My god, even white people try to insult you they still have to take your shit and make it into something watered down and mediocre.....

I don’t know what to be least impressed with: Your fail attempt to match the brilliance of this article or your impotent anger.

Thank you! Now run along to the next thing you’re pretending to give a shit about. Maybe I suggest flood insurance? It’s a hot topic.

She is the XX version of the “conditional solidarity” clown described in the article here

Will calling it that stop your from lurking here with your feels on your sleeve and your brain in your back pocket?

Will her credit limit hold up to her imaginary gesture for imaginary damaged Beckies? Only a Becky could pull it off, I tell ya.

Oh the greys:

Aw... this poor #notall baby...

They’re half Armenian. Kris Jenner’s background is about as white as it gets.

I read it correctly and my answer still stands..b/c that’s what she strives to be.

Maybe the white woman who beat up that racist in Florida? http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/miami-racist-white-woman-fight-video-filmed-in-coral-springs-9614851

Btw, I’ve now been greyed (AGAIN) at Jezebel. Haven’t posted over there today, but I did post this. Coincidence?

They’re called Stacey Dashes.

side eyeing this version but if y’all like it enjoy

#NotAllJezzies in 3....2....1

hahaha!

Yep - Moral licensing:

Famous Rebas: Amy Schumer. Lena Dunham. Jezebel readers.