It’s all falling into place...

ice boats are sail boats in much the same way as ice skaters are swimmers.

Let’s check the Crack Pipe Checklist:

I’m going to get a high score and enter my initials as ASS

I give it 5 minutes before a drunk hobo figures out he can be people’s stunt-breather for a couple bucks a pop.

“I’m fine. EVERYTHING IS FINE.” - Nico Rosberg

I think every Jalopnik post with/about Chris Harris starts with "Chris Harris is a lucky, lucky man."

My Mom. Even as a 31 year-old every time she’s in the car with me she acts like every car is about to hit us. She even does that thing with her leg like she’s applying brakes that aren’t there. She’s a wonderful woman, but terrible to drive around with.

Woman driver...........if you get my drift.

Today I learned “SUV” stands for “World Rally Championship Racecar”

The continuing horror that is Formula One World Champion Lewis Hamilton's music career: he has forced Drake, Pharrell, and Timbaland to listen to his upcoming song about his ex-girlfriend Nicole Scherzinger.

I thought those gargantuan shoulder pads were more of a late ‘80s thing

Volvo always wins.

Does everything need a DJ now?