I think your anecdote highlights the larger problem that America is full of people that are dumber than a box of rocks.

You live in LA bro?

Nice car, nice colors. Can we stop with the endless sarcasm now that anybody with a functioning brain cares about that ?

Which is why I have no plans to sell mine.

Yes.

So let me see, you routinely get to bop all over the world driving cars most of us will never get to even see, much less drive, mobbing around with your hipster friends trying to be uber-cool which causes you to be cynical and non-trusting.

I say go ahead, eating the rich will make your life instantly better and rewarding, much better than say, going out and actually being a force for good or something equally lame.

You didn’t initially state a fact unless you consider “blowing the doors off it” to be one. But cheer up a Mustang could still blow the doors off one by crashing into it at a Cars and Coffee.

I forgot to mention that tire selection by BMW plays a huge part in making this car more comfortable since they are less aggressive touring tires as opposed to ultra high performance tires you now find on everything from a Hyundai to a Ferrari. 

BMW took a really interesting approach to this car, in my opinion. Instead of going full-on supercar, they actually thought about things like comfort and fuel economy, and even though it is more than fast enough to get you a quick trip to jail, it instead seems to cater to those that want an entertaining but…

It's a BMW, duh.

BMW i8 0-60 (act to Car & Driver): 4.1 sec.

Most reviews I have read say the ride is surprisingly good. But you don't seem to be bothered by factual reporting when it is so much easier to throw shade instead.

An auto maker with”ridged” traditions? In the first sentence?

I don't know man, are your friends rally drivers or habitual liars?

Most of the “younger” priests I know have Harley's.

Who in the hell isn’t?

People will continue to buy loaded expensive vehicles as long as they think they are getting a “good deal”.

Except your vision of high volume for a stripper small pickup is deeply flawed.

Word.