Is this real? Or is this like that Ryan Gosling disturbs a bike rider post?

I didn't know that Edward destroys her truck so she couldn't see Jacob. Seriously that's domestic violence 101. It's on the power and control wheel. I mean not that exact scenario but you know what I mean. I worry for the future.

What exactly did Kristen Stewart teach us by being in Twilight? Be totally cool with a guy who sneaks into your room and watches you sleep? Get married at 18 so you can finally bone? BRILLIANT.

Sorry I don't keep up with Sci Fi action heroes. Nothing against them, just not my genre. See above.

YESSSSSS. She did. She got off for the first time but boob stroking.

Oh God I know. The way she describes her (three) orgasms, the first time she ever gets off in her entire life, is dreadful. It's like splitting into a million wooden splinters or something? Mmmkay.

How strange.... I don't know Ryan, have never met him, but it did seem weird he would be so passionate about sidewalk bike riding.

I'm thinking you're the anonymous Tom Hardy in this particular story about Tom Hardy.

I know these were my favorite too.

This is awesome.

Yes exactly, we had a similar discussion. Husband said it would be realistic to change clothes anyway, but you're right they wouldn't have shown that if it was a dude. And the camera angle was not an accident either.

I am probably the biggest fan of Shame. I have a movie poster.

I watched Alien for the first time last night. I actually asked my husband if it was pointed out at the time (he's older than me, I expect him to remember stuff like this) that there was a female lead in a Sci Fi flick.

I loled at "George Clooney wouldn't be so difficult."

What is the "BOOM PREGNANT" thing from? I seriously can't remember.

I had no idea about this. Good to know.

I wish I had created two accounts. One for family where I can post pictures of my dog and husband or whatever. And another one with no family or fuddy duds where I can post a whole lot of bad words without old great aunt so and so reading it. And also bitch about Rick Santorum.

Well. Kind of. Just fantasize that when they see you no other woman will do, and they must take you then and there and then he can go back to his fiance. Unless your fantasies have morals and you have to imagine meeting appropriately at a cafe and you ask to use his lighter, and he asks you out to a nice Italian place…

THANK YOU for reminding me I intend to see that.

Wait what's going on with the xenophobia?