I'm pretty sure it is almost always bullshit when people say they don't read about themselves on the Internet.

The phrase "If Professor Snape got a perm made me lol."

Well I just spent 15 minutes of my life there. Bookmarked.

Wait someone on Girls hung dong?

Well, Justin Beiber says he had a beer once, talks about Kim Kardashian, and says he never made a bad song. Michael Fassbender talks about Slayer, offers the interviewer champagne in the afternoon, and shares his pasta. So, yeah skip the Bieber one.

I think the article on Michael Fassbender was interesting. There was also something on Justin Bieber I believe.... whichever might float your boat.

I had noticed at the Grammy's that his music is really really generic, so I was double surprised I guess that he was there at all. At best, I guess he's a good dancer.

I definitely think people who have been famous for a while have arrested development. But I think maybe SOME might have some self awareness and back up from it for a while. I would not have thought John Mayer had self awareness but maybe so.

Wait I'm confused. Chris Brown was on Dancing With the Stars this year. Not as a contestant, but as a performer.

Well I added that because I don't really think he is gay. Of course he could be, I don't know him. But he is deciding to present himself as a straight person. I just meant I was not intending to comment on Smith's gay rumors.

I'm going on Team Rihinna's Response Was Awesome.

I love love love that you (rightfully) defended your knowledge of the Morissettes. It's for work. Sure... *WINK*

I love it when celebrities basically tell gay rumors, "Pffff, you don't scare me. Don't be so insulting." Instead of just saying, "Nope."

At least 50 has the cast of Madagascar to keep him company.

When I saw that Kristen Stewart quote I thought "I don't think she's read the book yet." And then I clicked through and she does admit she hasn't read the book yet. Joking about doing a sexy movie with your man is one thing, joking about getting beaten with a belt by your man because his character gets off on it seems…

It does sound weird. I don't know anything about Dark Angel, but it sounds like she's saying "I was considered totally sexy when I was younger and now that I'm older I'm still totally sexy but I try not to be overt about being totally sexy to the point where I have to talk about not being overt about being totally…

Oh. My. God. I hadn't clicked on the link. I feel weird inside.

Hysteria sounds awesome.

I get violently angry when I watch Legends of the Fall. When I was 13, I was all "OH MY GOD YOU GUYS BRAD PITT AND I WILL ONE DAY MAKE BABIES!!!!!!" Now when I see it, all I can think of is what a complete idiot Susannah is for not seeing it in Alfred. He cares deeply for you, he has a real career, he's really hot.…

I don't know who that is and I've never bothered googling it, even though I've been hearing that name around here. Until now, I thought everyone just referred to someone by their character's name.