I had always assumed that her Dad's intentions were decent, and that was mostly why her mother was not made the conservator. He seems like such a normy (from that show on her life that I watched and cannot remember the name. It's the one where he made her cheese grits, and cheese grits are awesome). On that note I do…

Oh my God. TRY AGAIN. I will mail you doughnuts if you try again. There is bonus Ralph Fiennes. I guess I mean this if you haven't watched the whole movie. If you did and you still weren't interested... maybe you were watching with the sound off and didn't realize it? Maybe you had flashbacks of being in bad traffic…

I totally get what you mean here, but I also think that when we're looking a plot involving murder, rape and symbolic quasi religious murdering and rape and a protagonist who believes all of humanity should march oursevles into a syphilis riddled potent lava ... there's A LOT of "not as dark" to work with without…

I used to go around department stores pointing at a few things and then saying, "This one and this one, out. I'll take the rest." I wonder if my mom wondered what the hell I was talking about.

Paris Hilton could no longer afford to purchase Butters as a pet so his parents sold him to Katy Perry instead.

Mara's line, "This was someone for whom everything mattered" is really great. It's very telling. It sounds like it's both a great quality but very difficult one to have.

Um. Did Sheldon Copper sleep with Charlene Frasier in this movie?

I said Ewan was Cobainy. I didn't say Cobain was the only blonde guy to ever play music. Cobainy isn't even a word. I promise I was not committing to anything.

The scene that stood out to me was when they met. Not because of the humping dog, but because NP was just sitting there giggling listening to head phones while her knees were pulled up to her chest in the chair. I'm sorry but the only time and place to behave like that is in University lounges or quads or wherever the…

I was coming here to see if anyone else noticed that. He was Cobainy in Velvet Goldmine, and I see he has not aged out of it.

His face is priceless. The Thai food was ordered at the "I want a gay guy to touch my boobs" line.

At one my old jobs I repeatedly talked to a woman named Cherriepie. I had to talk to her because our database mixed up her records because she was in the system as Cherrie Pie. But that was wrong, her first name was Cherriepie. I was the only person who could talk to this woman without cracking up and had to mute my…

Fortunately he has a terrible lawyer.

The person wrote that editor's letter was so worried about poor grammar they just cut it up into a bunch of fragment sentences.

God I love those calendars.

The dude is certainly a douche but she comes off as a incredibly rude to me. I know people can't be expected to do cart wheels for every interview, but this is part of her job right? Answering the same questions over and over? I also thought it was shitty when she told off someone in Russian for asking Justin…

Nope.

This is Lady Gaga. Isn't it?

Oooooooooh. I totally missed the "you". And I actually re-read it thinking "should this say 30 instead of 13?"

I'm pretty sure 13 year olds couldn't give two shits about Jared Leto Trying Hard. Pretty sure they don't have a clue who Jordan Catalano is unless My So Called Life has made some kind of young teen come back that I'm unaware of. The title of this post should be "30 Year Old Creams Her Jeans". It would be more…