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NO WAY DUDE! IT'S AWESOME! but seriously - I avoided reading it my whole life because I was so scarred by the late 70s movie which is egregiously violent, holy cow - the film not only creates a character just to have it killed, but also kills a character that does not die at all in the book! Trust me - I am someone

Warren might get shooting star syndrome if she goes into the Presidential race, she has already had a meteoric rise into the national scene and I would prefer she remain in Washington as a pro-science and pro-critical thinking personality.

How do we expect men to respect women or women to rise to more power when we don't respect our queendom in the same way that men respect their kingdom?

As far as I know anal beads are still safe for the environment. Except for the work environment.

Anal beads are still okay, right?

I would watch this show if the contestants thought they were vying for the affections of Harry Potter.

I'll make your pinky all stinky

All I see in this list:

ATTENTION ALL LADIES:

I was ready with a "just stop" post about Cheri Oteri, but then I thought back on it, and Baba Wawa was Oteri at her least intolerable.

no fucking way would EJ Johnson be caught wearing KHAKIS.

Marget Atwood once recalled that when she asked a male friend why men feel threatened by women, he answered, "They are afraid women will laugh at them." When she asked a group of women why they feel threatened by men, they said, "We're afraid of being killed."

"Every Boob is like a Snowflake", coincidentally, was one of the last cuts off the Frozen soundtrack.

I want to know how they feel about Heathers.

He's probably just doing this for a Reaction, and by that I mean some items from Kenneth Cole's 2014 collection.

Reminder: most states have safe haven laws. If, for whatever reason, you are panicked about needing to care for a baby or feel the need to hide that you had a baby, please drop the child off at a hospital, police station, or fire station. It will be cared for.

Jesus christ, what have we done as a society to make this...

I don't think she could ever host, but I would love to see her basically as a permanent guest who comes on 1x or 2x every week! She could be her awesome nutty self.