Sorry, NOT SORRY EVEN A LITTLE.

THE.

What about the kids who don't have an amazing mother and an okay father? What about them?

Not to sound like an old fogey here, but the music video he did with Bjork for "I Miss You" is going to be hard to beat.

My favorite Buzzfeed quiz was "What Arbitrary Thing Are You?"

I was dead AA batteries.

If that's not existential dread, I don't know what is.

I have had enough of the constant negativity on Jezebel. It's boring as shit.

Honestly, I hope Brewer signs it. I hope she signs it and it gets challenged all the way to the Supreme Court. I hope Arizona loses millions if not billions in tax dollars and business revenue and tourist income. I hope the Supreme Court strikes this down on the basis of equal protection, which then sets the precedent…

There is no in-between for 11 year olds and uneducated rednecks.

Bonus points for excellent use of tags.

Thug.

It's hard to imagine that, for something this important, a guy could just skate by with almost zero scrutiny. That a guy with none of the requisite qualifications could just slip through the screening process, past dozen of checks, and be allowed to wander - befuddledly - into the inner sanctum of power, interacting…

I don't think you are missing any big "reference" here. It's just that here's Fiona, in hell, cursed to live the same horrible scenario over and over, and what she chooses to be melodramatic over is the decor of the cabin. The walls are done in knotty pine- rustic, outdated, clearly not within her decorating…

Oh, there are no black people in any of your yoga classes?

In a capitalist economy there's plenty of food for everybody, including the poor. It's just all in the pantries of the rich.

Am I the only one that felt so uncomfortable by this whole thing? It didn't make me cry, it didn't make me think "oh how sweet," the whole time I was just thinking "this is weird, and kind of exploitative and I'm just not comfortable and want this to end now."

Phil Robertson who has not been fired and still has a job in spite of saying something exponentially more hateful and crazy than anything that has ever come out of Kluwe's mouth? That Phil Robertson? The guy who took a brief break from ranting and raving about how gays are going to hell (and suggesting that grown men…

Burt, you know I love your style and — full disclosure — I have not seen this show but... this seems to unnecessarily mock Britney with certain statements. She is clearly not mentally well or at least just barely functioning (based on all other recent media coverage I have seen). The jokes could have just focused on…

I don't know if Carly Rae Jepsen can fill the shoes of my favorite Cinderella...