I wish I could laugh at how bad this was. Even in a meat market climbing gym full of people who have absolutely no interest in actually touching the wall to do anything but pose for a photo there was little of actual merit here.

Picture of Florida man riding shirtless, pantless, and helmetless on a Goldwing through the most recent hurricane failed to load. This description will have to serve as the template for aging wannabes with shitty tats adorning their mushy post-adolescent frames.

I scanned and failed to see the requisite amount of discrediting or abhorrent reactionary statements to your article. Clearly you lack the capacity to feel shame or you would have rejected the impulse to foist this garbage into existence. Insults are too good for you, clearly incapable of reaching someone this…

The mere idea of catering to a slight modern indifference or regulation is in fact the reason why Monaco is still a better race than Abu Dhabi’s circuit will likely produce this decade.

This site is always fun for delving through the scarred ashen hulks which formerly graced the roads. Usefulness does exceed that context.

Wow did you get that backwards. WRE is shit and him using his form to smash on some hills is maybe the only redeeming element in his personal brand.

Dennis Rodman. Man has literally tried to break his dick off in a woman (women) on multiple occasions.

Some choose to focus on the 4 door version of a 2 version of a 4 door version of a 2 door coupe aspect of modern design. It is actually the better sporting estate car made in the markets it serves.

Gosh, I wish this would have been a video of the CLS 63 S Shooting Brake which our shores will also not be seeing this coming model year.

Buick Lacrosse Premium well equipped for just shy of 50K

His character spoke heavily to the ink that was allowed into the creative well. Every interview and promotional appearance by the trio featured at least one sticky reference to legalities, IP, tricky international market maneuvers, and the lack of working for an arm of the state all heavily impacting their activities.

That gearbox is connected on one side to a 74 horsepower Peugeot-soured 2.5-litre diesel four

How could you miss this Yamaha 4WD/trail vehicle? I mean we sorta have a thing for quirky vehicles even if they are central driver three seat toy hauler concepts.

I hope it doesn’t smell like Gary his pet snail.

This didn’t resurrect Ballaban’s dignity so much on second thought. Going to resist any urge to stick my foot further in my mouth and let this go without a poor attempt at undoing the damage.

That sass coming out of you better correct itself to “And in episode 2, Mr. Ballaban will be introduced to someone who knows how to apply hair gel without making him look like he might sleep with another man’s sister.”

Thank you for making my Christmas list one item easier to assemble this year. Two actually if you include the beer to fill it with after opening presents.

You know what this means for you Stef?

Be quiet. There are enough articles about the “Cars” movie world as it is. It might take innocuously small prompting to set off another string of them we’re forced to wade through while they sit around in their footie pajamas at Jalopnik HQ eating cereal. :)