I now refuse to accept any form of TG without Jalopnik staff.

Geez, he really took it on the hose there.

Anything devalued by passing through GAS MONKEY GARAGE, but definitely not a late model Dodge within your budget.

Alright Patty Redford, these little twitter wars are funny and all but, no bullshit, if you hit the ground at +30 mph wearing hosiery you’d stand up mad as hell too. Truth here is these guys, and especially the sprinters, are worse than mothers at a beauty pageant the second the clock stops. It is a near physical…

Hey Jason, I have a hunch that if you just engaged in a bit of fly tipping some of the most interesting vehicles in the region would start appearing.

Ask for a blanket.

You do realize the geographic proportions of the state preclude the type of smarmy response you just authored.. Add in roving bands of heavily armed entities in unpopulated spaces and good people are weary to travel in small groups. Ah, but pie in the sky logical thinking sounded good when you penned a way to throw…

Though I agree with your decision to post the larger educational facts nobody else was considering in their out of sight out of mind internet commenter reality. Poison that has an exponentially higher effect on smaller animals is never a good option. Were the chemicals relatively inert in almost all other animals…

Yes to whisky or yes to covering the cost to ship you real coffee from NY?

Someone ping Geraldo Riviera to determine his exact whereabouts.

Sorry, I drifted off for a minute there imagining who on the Jalopnik staff would be each Thunderbird character because that was some Tracy Island shit right there. Brains is so fully David Tracy I’m suffering cataclysmic fits of laughter.

I envision a superbly curated tumblr accepted by the sniffy young art crowd.

A part of me was really hoping the poll would be altered to first and foremost include an all caps option to loudly abstain for no particularly relevant fact based evidentiary reason that trails off into gibberish.

This place has gotten feisty since they, presumably the new owners, foisted their garbage political views on those of us who patronize this grease stain on the internet.

Close, had a deal with dad that once the wheels touched gravel or snow we could climb into the back on the way into the mountains. Anyone who’s ever descended unmaintained mountain roads in a truck at the end of a long day understands how much better landing on a mattress sounds than a bench seat. Doubly so for your…

Casualty of the social media heavy times we are in. You are right it is hardly notable, but yet you wrote two articles. There is no reason automakers can’t do something dumb like for whatever reason they deemed plausible.

Harley straight pipes and the master cylinder were the only two things not custom on mine. No foppery, retired guy who raced his body into the ground had a lifetime of skills in the garage and a bad idea. Built it for his kid and sold it to me for a song with less than 20 miles on the odometer.

I’ll live dangerously for the moment and take someone on the internet at their word. Hard humor aside, welcome to Jalopnik. Even the people here who don’t seem like it would rather have a world with Top Gear in it than not.

As of yet unverified account, amusing. If you are in fact Mr Rory Reid I’d forward the suggestion thick skin is going to help all involved with that first season. Piu was that a stinker.