Anything devalued by passing through GAS MONKEY GARAGE, but definitely not a late model Dodge within your budget.

Alright Patty Redford, these little twitter wars are funny and all but, no bullshit, if you hit the ground at +30 mph wearing hosiery you’d stand up mad as hell too. Truth here is these guys, and especially the sprinters, are worse than mothers at a beauty pageant the second the clock stops. It is a near physical…

Hey Jason, I have a hunch that if you just engaged in a bit of fly tipping some of the most interesting vehicles in the region would start appearing.

Ask for a blanket.

Yes to whisky or yes to covering the cost to ship you real coffee from NY?

Someone ping Geraldo Riviera to determine his exact whereabouts.

Sorry, I drifted off for a minute there imagining who on the Jalopnik staff would be each Thunderbird character because that was some Tracy Island shit right there. Brains is so fully David Tracy I’m suffering cataclysmic fits of laughter.

I envision a superbly curated tumblr accepted by the sniffy young art crowd.

A part of me was really hoping the poll would be altered to first and foremost include an all caps option to loudly abstain for no particularly relevant fact based evidentiary reason that trails off into gibberish.

This place has gotten feisty since they, presumably the new owners, foisted their garbage political views on those of us who patronize this grease stain on the internet.

Close, had a deal with dad that once the wheels touched gravel or snow we could climb into the back on the way into the mountains. Anyone who’s ever descended unmaintained mountain roads in a truck at the end of a long day understands how much better landing on a mattress sounds than a bench seat. Doubly so for your…

Casualty of the social media heavy times we are in. You are right it is hardly notable, but yet you wrote two articles. There is no reason automakers can’t do something dumb like for whatever reason they deemed plausible.

Harley straight pipes and the master cylinder were the only two things not custom on mine. No foppery, retired guy who raced his body into the ground had a lifetime of skills in the garage and a bad idea. Built it for his kid and sold it to me for a song with less than 20 miles on the odometer.

I’ll live dangerously for the moment and take someone on the internet at their word. Hard humor aside, welcome to Jalopnik. Even the people here who don’t seem like it would rather have a world with Top Gear in it than not.

As of yet unverified account, amusing. If you are in fact Mr Rory Reid I’d forward the suggestion thick skin is going to help all involved with that first season. Piu was that a stinker.

It’s rare moment when I agree with every staff recommendation and one of them found THE perfect one for sale at half the projected budget. The only deviation I could suggest is a bright orange 80's Suburban with a mattress in the back for hauling a troop of dead pooped children and dogs back to civilization in…

It’s like a bogan had a rich dying relative that asked them what their largest unfulfilled dream was. Diamond plating everything but the pieces of sheet metal most likely to incur damage put this over the top for me.

In much the same way it was enjoyable when the South American cowboys on the rodeo circuit started wearing Versace shirts and vintage Hermès scarves. Spaghetti Westerns were a thing for a reason.