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Tom, dropped the ball here a bit didn’t you? We know what a 38 year old female lawyer with X requirements wants. What kind of kid is he and what responsibilities will he be expected to uphold? Picking up three younger siblings from three different sports in a compact isn’t going to work. Oh well, funner this way.

I’m constantly impressed impacted by how this site manages to skim the line between journalism and truck stop car mags filled with lines like, “...grinding reverse in her slippery transmission of love.” 

Ughh, it’s worth than I thought. The hope there is a guard missing somehow rose to the top of things that instantly jumped out at me. Wear laceless shoes and expensive diapery motorcycle pants.

How familiar are you with this category, electric motorcycles?

Did you read the report in its entirety? Morons flashing expensive goods in the bad part of town isn’t within the scope of autonomous regulation.

I know, in years past they made stuff better and when you bought an exclusive brand you bought an exclusive product that had more man hours and intelligent design than you expected.

FFS, how did you ride this bike for 3 months without any attempt to fix play in the throttle cable? You identify this as a dangerous issue and completely disregard the fact it needs to be dealt with. Did you neglect to put air in the tires, adjust the mirrors, or anything in any capacity that would make the bike

You obviously misunderstood the distinction between pedal trike and battery powered reproduction that was being drawn. Needless to say at 25 mph you are really going to expose the parts that aren’t bespoke hand made and of superb quality. Parts not up to snuff on a human powered ‘sports’ trike much less a torquey

Questionable wheel and tire choices for a pedal trike. S0, not great on a 10K reproduction. Basically robot made wheels that will go out of round easily and bike tires not made for the application. But hey, it’s not like junior is actually going to get to drive it around beyond the stream of curated photos with him

This is the conundrum. You want this vehicle to exist in XX years as part of your rotating collection but no way in the world are you driving it off the lot.

I’m convinced that Jalopnik needs a Florida correspondent to report on the state’s car culture. Someone with an easy smile and enough other interests to throw the right amount of cash around in public.

Are you familiar with the term FUD? Let’s just step back far enough to make sure you realize this is a panel’s findings to aid in establishing criteria. Essentially their creation of victimless theoretical crimes are being turned into a very real one by people hoping to play on victimization. Nearly a text book

Jiminy crickets did you get this wrong. All three are more miserable than ever and May cannot be described as having anything but hate for Clarkson. A small gaggle of suits at Amazon dictated a near carbon copy of their previous success thus killing any creativity in direction or decision making dead. This is the

How long have you been susceptible to the red propaganda, broski?

I would like to take this chance to again point out how brilliant it was to purchase this for him.

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Apparently Mercedes agreed as the 2018 Mercedes-Maybach G650 Landaulet just leaked.

Of course. We could start with the postdated conceptional “scenarios” devised by a committee overseeing a committee on workshopping potential issues. Maybe delve into the physical reality that an attack of this level is rarely committed because of the situational issues and resultant “heat” it would bring.

Cars are pretty good defensive shelters already. Concocting some reality where a connected car brainmelts because three teenagers puffed their chests out is scaremongering not worthy of asking us to read as satire.

by how well they flushed.