Did you read the report in its entirety? Morons flashing expensive goods in the bad part of town isn’t within the scope of autonomous regulation.

I know, in years past they made stuff better and when you bought an exclusive brand you bought an exclusive product that had more man hours and intelligent design than you expected.

FFS, how did you ride this bike for 3 months without any attempt to fix play in the throttle cable? You identify this as a dangerous issue and completely disregard the fact it needs to be dealt with. Did you neglect to put air in the tires, adjust the mirrors, or anything in any capacity that would make the bike…

You obviously misunderstood the distinction between pedal trike and battery powered reproduction that was being drawn. Needless to say at 25 mph you are really going to expose the parts that aren’t bespoke hand made and of superb quality. Parts not up to snuff on a human powered ‘sports’ trike much less a torquey…

Questionable wheel and tire choices for a pedal trike. S0, not great on a 10K reproduction. Basically robot made wheels that will go out of round easily and bike tires not made for the application. But hey, it’s not like junior is actually going to get to drive it around beyond the stream of curated photos with him…

This is the conundrum. You want this vehicle to exist in XX years as part of your rotating collection but no way in the world are you driving it off the lot.

I’m convinced that Jalopnik needs a Florida correspondent to report on the state’s car culture. Someone with an easy smile and enough other interests to throw the right amount of cash around in public.

Are you familiar with the term FUD? Let’s just step back far enough to make sure you realize this is a panel’s findings to aid in establishing criteria. Essentially their creation of victimless theoretical crimes are being turned into a very real one by people hoping to play on victimization. Nearly a text book…

Jiminy crickets did you get this wrong. All three are more miserable than ever and May cannot be described as having anything but hate for Clarkson. A small gaggle of suits at Amazon dictated a near carbon copy of their previous success thus killing any creativity in direction or decision making dead. This is the…

How long have you been susceptible to the red propaganda, broski?

I would like to take this chance to again point out how brilliant it was to purchase this for him.

Apparently Mercedes agreed as the 2018 Mercedes-Maybach G650 Landaulet just leaked.

Of course. We could start with the postdated conceptional “scenarios” devised by a committee overseeing a committee on workshopping potential issues. Maybe delve into the physical reality that an attack of this level is rarely committed because of the situational issues and resultant “heat” it would bring.

Cars are pretty good defensive shelters already. Concocting some reality where a connected car brainmelts because three teenagers puffed their chests out is scaremongering not worthy of asking us to read as satire.

by how well they flushed.

Where saloons are tourist traps with fake gun shows and wagons lost viability with the invention of combustion engines.

The answer to any what body style question is always landaulet.

Nope, I’m pretty sure their shit looks like sea weeds and something in the legume family.

I was like oh boy what kind of over publicized shit show is this now. Then saw KOH and sorta laughed. Good to see you covering stuff like this even if it is just a short flashily edited video.