As a long time BMW guy told me a few years back, “Somewhere there’s a completely satisfied old guy driving a new Alpina B6 because it’s a decent car that rises above everything else they do wrong.”

Welcome to the new world of 5 door coupes and two door sedans. The MB shooting brake saloon was rightly popular in Europe. Don’t even get me started on the FF.

Guaranteed you won’t open your mouth to scream as your life flashes before your eyes.

ZOMG!!1111111!!!!!! I need this iPhone mount in my life.

Just to be different I’ll suggest they double down on their rednecking coal rolling down home audience and sticker it as a Chevrolet Volt. How hilarious would that be. Viewership and media coverage would explode.

Counterpoint: Detroit is safe and New York is a great place to own a car,

Actually it does not. What I’m partaking in here by responding is referred to as -sub reply. Meaning it is buried even deeper and loses relevance to the overall conversation taking place.

The generally accepted description of what changed between 1980's Harlem and 2017 is the crime moved indoors. I chose my words, drug and crime riddled inner sanctum devoid of humanity, very exactly. I bear no responsibility for those bereft of the sophistication required to distill meaning. Tell me there isn’t bad…

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Would that be $325 Detroit dollars or holy fucking shit is NYC expensive and $325 doesn’t account to squat dollars? Parking alone would eclipse your purported savings. Tack on insurance, gas, upkeep, etc. and that figure is quite far gone.

No thanks, I prefer cars with all the speed on the other side of the firewall.

Neutral: People have been ghost riding whips as long as there have been things to whip capable of turning them into ghosts.

Aha, that’s why they are called squids.

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Infiniti G37 Comes in Coupe or Sedan with a touch of luxury on a good enough platform to drive defensively with all three pedals.

This guy is an ebay seller isn’t he? The pricing scheme and general feel here is offsite sales hoping to catch someone in a fit of nostalgia or with their blinders on just enough to obscure cash on the barrel rational decision making.

I applaud the fact this was written in a way adults without deep knowledge would be engaged.

Same issue that is gripping trade shows everywhere. Give it a few more years and the truly worldwide brands will withdraw in favor of holding their own annual multi-day event. At best they show in Detroit or Paris with an informational booth devoid of cars. Short of it being they hold a journalistic from every…

Curse of the neophyte idiot possessing a college educated professional writer strikes again. I just bet if you keep trying to make violence less intimidating it will just plain fail to cause pain.