How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

My life’s purpose is bigger than football.

So much for the tolerant cleft

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

Half of Chicago is now memorizing Mike Glennon’s full name and DOB, *fingers crossed* just in case.

I come to Deadspin for dick jokes and absurdity. Diana’s reporting makes me feel better about it.

I thought the gender reveal party didn’t happen until at least second base, maybe even third.

let’s start a website

“...it wasn’t worth my time, to keep on beating my head up against the wall, and not go anywhere.”

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

Acosta has a tremendous motor and is a solid passer, but as he’s developed, there hasn’t been much of a consensus on where he fits best.

excuse me, sir EXCUSE ME, have you heard about [school i attended or am a fan of]?

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

Report: NFL Expected To Shorten Overtime

“The human body is like a battery, with a finite amount of energy, which exercise only depleted.”

Um yeah, they were pretty liberal about spending money on exclusive TV rights to events.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?