Joe Lacob had a team of Silicon Valley programmers create a secret algorithm that determined “Adding Kevin Durant is good.” Will the disruption ever end?

There’s a typo in your article. You forgot an “O” in “doomed” in the second paragraph.

God...I fucking hate Bob so much.

When it comes to coaches peddling, I thought it was exclusive to Jim Tomsula.

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

I’m pretty sure the 76ers are comfortable drafting players that will not play basketball in front of them.

I don’t blame him for being mellow. Even if he doesn’t make it as a pitcher, at least he still has that High School Musical money to fall back on.

Today in Alternate Future History:

First Law Of Takes: A take shall remain in effect until its retraction is demanded by a more powerful organization.

This is my favorite disclosure I have ever seen, and it should be worn as a badge of honor.

No snark here: The fact that ‘Recommended Stories’ shows 18 [EIGHTEEN] articles is a magnificent tribute to Deadspin. Good work.

Crap, my milkshake was out there. I hope the boys are okay.

Sure a terrible officiating team gets disbanded after one season, but we just let the Cleveland Browns keep on being a thing.

The Adams Family ended

I think it’s time for all nations that want to participate in the Olympics to pony up a few dollars, euros, pounds, shekels, rupees, etc. and give them to Greece, where a permanent dedicated Olympic Village will be built. Greece has no money, but they can donate land. Building it will help the Greek economy. (Why…

Braves: We need a new stadium!

On the plus side, the team now knows where to find a quality Fwd: FW: FWD:

The only reason he joined Twitter is because someone told him he could block people.