“You said sexual assault twice.”

Montana Yao? More like Helena Handbasket, amirite? 

Maybe Dion is just tired of the Heat giving him the runaround. 

Steve Sarkisian: "I know how you feel."

How did the mistake occur in the first place? 

Please stop reading my diary. 

It’s cute how HamNo thinks businesspeople are always acting out of self-interest, but when teachers go on strike, it’s “for the children.” Teacher strikes are about teachers. I don’t mean that pejoratively. Unions exist to support their members. (It’s like how people are perpetually surprised to find that police…

“So has it been mostly bouldering or top-roping, or what?”

Does your wife know he went to Harvard? 

“He looks like Jim Halpert playing Ed Sheeran in a biopic.”

They should be fine just as long as no one tweets anything critical of Trump...

I agree that some owners don’t really try to win. But I’m very skeptical of the argument that the owners collectively are deliberately undervaluing certain players, perhaps on the basis of statistics. If that were true, then smarter owners would take advantage of the inefficiencies and sign those players, i.e., what…

That pass was more brutal than the Hong Kong security forces.

Moved. 

If it ain't robin it ain't racin'. 

So it's a literal pissing contest? 

In the baseball playoffs you start your ace first so you can get more games out of him. In a seven game series, you may be able to get three starts.

Terrible article, even worse headline. “Nearly 75 percent” in the source gets changed to “almost double.” No. That’s about a 14 percent price difference, or about $1,400 on a $10,000 car. (To calculate, I divided 1.99 (“almost double”) divided by 1.74 (“almost 75 percent”) . Of course, it depends on exactly how you…

Randolph Scott... 

Tobin's QB