Would that it twere so simple.
Those towels are nice, tho.
Asking for a friend.
I hope the ref is on the smend.
Trump has been married three times, cheats constantly, f**** a porn star and pays her off, has been caught on tape bragging about sexually assaulting women, and has been credibly accused of sexual assault by many women, but she's the "slut"? Go to hell.
As a pedant, I know that even if no one corrected me, they would have been thinking it. (I’m sure a non-trivial number of commenters know about the name change.) And I also think that being that precise makes an over-the-top joke even more over-the-top.
I’m from Missouri, you’ll have to show me why this is a horrible idea.
Came here for this joke, left feeling satisfied.
If it was the "Astros' decision," that means it was Jim Crane's decision.
He's qualified to be President of the United States!
“My overexuberance in support of a player has been misinterpreted as a demonstration of a regressive attitude about an important social issue.” A social issue so important I'm not going to actually say what it is...
Username checks out.