This is awesome! The NFL should allow this! 

I like the "NBA" tag at the top. /s

“This post missed out on mentioning that Nix had either drugs or alcohol in his system”

Worst episode of "Woody's Roundup" ever. 

She's my sister and my daughter! 

I’m hoping that’s what we all end up saying when we wake up on Wednesday, November 4, 2020.

Eh. He's getting paid to sleep in for the next 1.5 years. 

It’s the woman at the beginning holding a beer and a cigarette in the same hand that makes this extra special. 

He’s a nerd, and I mean that in a positive sense. It's obvious that he’s really excited about the technical aspects of football and works very hard at it. 

There’s some bad...luck out there. 

Can't her family help pay for her lawyers? I'm going to be pissed if she ends up with a federal public defender, at taxpayer expense. 

Hi to you too! Have a nice day!

It’s tough. This is an anonymous account because I am a very public face of a company that you’ve heard of. You’ve probably seen me on TV, heard me on the radio, or read a quote from me somewhere. (You can probably guess my occupation.) When I’m in the media or on my official Twitter account I try to avoid making…

Who would want the job? The team is awful, and with Snyder there they won’t get better. And there’s a good chance that that they’ll smear you to try to get out of your contract.

I have hotter pictures of her than that. Wanna see them? 

Darnold has some 'spleening to do. 

Nice. 

But mustard's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes! 

Why is Professor Frink giving a bagpipe to a very tall black man? 

Between this, and "ESTHER GOT TITTIES" over at Jezebel, I've been cracking up in my office all day.