Missed headline opportunity: “Serena Toys With Wang, Gets Happy Ending.”

Brett? Is that you?

“That’s why you run out every ball!”

Arrested for choking? And yet J. R. Smith walks the streets a free man. 

So long and thanks for all the fish. 

I’m surprised Areola is going to be on the bench. I’ve heard he’s more of a stand-out type, especially when he's received a lot of attention.

That’s grrrrreat!

It’s the Kobayashi Maru scenario! 

“Ring.”

“You can't really dust for vomit."

You shouldn't compare Aquino to Bonds. You don't want him to get a big head. 

You just know that the crucial play for the Bears' season will be a whiffed punt. 

Are any of the Indianapolis sportswriters willing to suggest this?

They're just a bunch of no-talent ass clowns. 

+un

He's also a catcher, an extremely valuable position where you're willing to sacrifice some offense. Try harder. 

Dead and Bury'd. 

I ordered a Manhattan in Milwaukee and the bartender asked me if I wanted it with brandy, said it was a local thing. Seriously? 

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This is the same Sean Rodriguez who complained that the Pirates weren’t doing enough to contend in 2016. Yes, he had a good year (0.859 OPS, by far his best year in the majors). But he’s at best a mediocre major league player who managed to luck onto a contender this year despite having an awful season. Maybe he…