They use cinnamon in Cincinnati chili. 'Nuf said. 

I once made a country ham for Easter dinner, without soaking it first. (I didn't know any better.) We even had guests over! Almost inedibly salty, but that’s what we had.

Any truth to the rumor that President Obama played soccer on that field? 

Came here for this comment, left feeling satisfied. 

1) DQ human flesh burger

I would have thought that Verlander would have been talking about Tesla with Al Kaline, not the eclipse. 

But did they say anything about the hot dogs? 

So an exchange rate of 1.25? That's about right. 

Why? 

If your erection lasts for more than nine innings, please call your doctor immediately.

George Takei played the sushi chef. And the best part of the episode is Bart and Lisa doing the karaoke "Shaft."

The restaurant thumbs up is key. 

I've heard of LAFC and NYCFC, but not Jesus FC. 

Normally I'd agree, but if your alternatives are Oakland and Green Bay... 

This is the Raiders we're talking about. They can't read this stuff. 

“they pay $250 for a four-hour “fan class””

“Cal Ripken is a bald dork.” I swear he’s going from town to town winning Uncle Fester look-alike contests. 

“Mr. Garoppolo...zero point zero.”

“Me too!”--Franco Harris

“Or one.”