If it ain't dyin', it ain't flyin'. 

Kyrgios must have made quite a racket in the bathroom. 

That's a grizzly way to die. 

It's like passing syphilis along to your kid. 

Worst. Toni Morrison. Novel. Ever. 

Are we sure it isn't one of the twins from The Shining? 

Probably not as good at both combined as having a separate kicker/punter, but the extra roster spot is valuable. Worth a fifth-round draft pick? I don't know. It would be interesting to see the metrics. 

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? Not only am I the Cardinals’ COO, but they also named a potato chip after me!"

Where's Bradley Cooper? 

This would make an awesome movie! They could call it...Indamonable!

By plants, you mean weed, right? 

Don’t cry for them. 

Crazy Little Thing Called Love-Forty

All I know is that that mustache is always in. 

My wife is always very excited when she completes a cycle. 

Hard Knocks should be filmed before a live studio audience and have Rex Ryan show up a couple times each season looking for feet.

I sure hope that Buswell does Troy Polamalu's bust. 

“Tyson, looks like you’ve been missing a lot of games recently.”

What’s even worse, it sounds like he would have been grandfathered in and wouldn’t have even needed to take the test if he had just kept up his certification. (I don’t know that for a fact.) How tough could that have been?