Winning the championship is about as un-Cleveland as you can get 

‘“When someone is yelling from the audience, no matter who it is, in a small venue where you can hear it ... she was ejected,” Sloane said.’

Joe Don Baker Is Going To Bed

About time Indians came out on top of a swap. 

Puig, who apparently doesn’t know yet, was heavily involved in a fight with the Pirates, _after_ he was traded.

It's Gary, isn't it? You can tell us. 

All I know is that the last time my wife offered me a slice and I declined to eat it, I was in the dog house for a week. 

Mike Francesca And Trevor Bauer Get Into An Argument With No Winners, And We’re All Losers

Have you tried my Schweddy balls? 

Reich wants Luck to play for a thousand years. 

I think it would be cool to be called "Ballz." And the z just makes it cooler. 

And spoiler alert: IT SUCKS! 

Gordon Ramsay Showed Up At Master Chef In The Back Of A Food Truck

Where's Sally Kimball? Where's Bugs Meany? This story sucks. 

Yes. To make a big mistake that’s that obvious really hurts the credibility of the entire article. 

That’s interesting, because your wife doesn’t strike me during intercourse.

Frankenstein's Monster Says No One Told Him He Was Charged With Battery

I'm laughing so hard at this. And I hate myself. 

Please wear a seatbelt, and make sure all of your passengers do, too. And if you ride a motorcycle, wear a helmet. 

My daughter and I were waiting for the bus and came across a discarded tall boy of "Natty Daddy." Who knew?