Please.

Have Harper lead off, and have his beard bat sixth. 

What was the initial call? Did the ump get it right? 

As you wish, Dubbledore. 

My wife told me that I need to get over her double doink.

“learning”

He's just lettin' it all hang out. 

NASCAR truck racing? Shouldn't that be Niece/Wife Motorsports? 

Moosic! 

“Steven Michael Freeman...”

I'd also add that Dr. Celebrini might not have the same ethical responsibilities as an MD/DO. Not making a value judgment, just putting it out there. 

Quoth TheMaven "Eversports"

Deez nuts! 

So do you send him to the minors to work back into pitching shape and lose his bat? Use him as a reliever? If that’s in a game where he’s already the DH, I think that means the Angels lose the DH for the rest of the game. I wonder if the Angels developed a plan for this possibility when they signed him.

My kids used to use it (unsweetened variety) to dye their hair. 

MGM Television Accuses Marvel of Tampering Over Their Courtship of Eddie's Father

Deadspin complaining about clearly labeled, non-deceptive advertising on another site reminds me of the old joke.

You can disagree with this view, but to claim that there’s NO validity to it is simply wrong. Address the argument on its merits, don’t simply engage in ad hominem attacks on the messengers or blame it on sexism without any evidence.

So if a move hasn't been assigned points, how is it scored? 

Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings does not approve.