Not Kraw, Kraw! 

“But Byron is in another league.”

The Lovin' Spoonful... 

“where his 4.91 earned run average is still more than seven times lower than his major league ERA.”

More like Erling Brute Håland, amirite? 

Were they fighting over vowels? 

More to the point, the lyrics reference the murders of three civil rights workers in Mississippi in 1964 (Chaney, Goodman and Schwerner). You want to make, sell, and wear a t-shirt about THAT?

Capitalists try to make money, film at 11.

More like a Scooby Doo villain. 

That was Carl’s debut with the Red Sox in 1961, not Mike’s.

Mortgage-beefed securities

I know you’re from Canadia, but don’t forget that we had a big housing crash in the US a decade ago. Frazier went to college (OK, Rutgers) and his wife is a Rutgers grad. So I’m assuming that they’re reasonably smart and getting financial advice. There are lots of reasons why they might want to take out a mortgage.

Correct. Plus there were, at least until recently, big tax incentives for homeownership.

He's going to find out it was all a dream and wake up next to Suzanne Pleshette. 

A true _happy_ ending. 

That is what you risk, Grasshopper, great pain, or great joy. 

+1 (lotion on its skin) 

Because I’m obsessive, I was confused about the marquee in the picture. The “Burton” on the right doesn’t have anything to do with Richard Burton and “Cleopatra;” it’s “Burton Tailoring.” And it looks like the names underneath (Bronston, Ray, etc.) are from “55 Days in Peking,” which came out around the same time as…

“but if it was to run headlong onto the court without looking where he was going and then get bounced around a bit, he succeeded.”