Don’t you just love spending money to buy what you already own so it works with the new Apple product you just bought?

“There are people who seem to take great offense at the notion that Apple products are preferred by some people.”

“Yes! You pass the reading comprehension test. Congratulations!”

“You get what you pay for with a $500 notebook.”

“When I use a computer my hands are on the *gasp* keyboard”

“Literally nobody here cares what you buy, why do you care what anyone else buys”

“but there is tech that goes into it and it raises the costs.”

Why the fuck would you move your hand all around to position a cursor over something, then click it when you could just tap directly on it?

“So buy a $500 touch screen windows laptop. What are you complaining about again?”

Takes a lot of courage to tell the idiots you duped into paying more for less that they have to shell out for yet another dongle to use the USB devices they actually own rather than the ones from the future that will all be USB-C

Apple fanboys think everything is shit until Apple offers it. Then it’s the best thing ever. How sad and meaningless does you life have to be that you become enamored with a greedy company that doesn’t give a shit about you?

Yeah why would you want a touchscreen on a 13" laptop. But on a 13" Chromebook? Yeah, totally. Because 13" < 13" somehow.

Well you also get to pay like $200 for that strip, which is what a real touch screen panel would cost. And you don’t get to use any of the USB peripherals you already own without a dongle. Because Apple’s new strategy is: Dongle.

Add “revolutionary” to the list of words that are now meaningless thanks to Apple’s abuse of them.

Fuck Five Guys and their insistence on putting my burger at the bottom of the bag, then dumping the entire order of fries over it. Because I really wanted my hand and half my forearm covered in peanut oil just to get my burger out.

Those people are idiots though and thinking that squeezing more work out of a day means being more productive is delusional. Once you get around 5-6 hours of output, most people’s productivity declines very fast. Saving 45 min a day by drinking some shitty shake so you can work more just helps you feed into the…

Yeah, that’s over hyped bullshit. Most of us are making thousands of decisions a day. Shaving off one isn’t going to make a difference unless you’re spending like 20 minutes trying to figure out what to eat. If that’s the case, you probably have a lot more pressing issues in your life besides freeing up those 20…

And this is how we end up with “literally” meaning the literal opposite of “literally” and “racist” being applied to people to don’t like people form a specific country or of a specific religion - because idiots like you think that using words to mean things they don’t is just fine.

They could just put electric motors on the elevators so they can climb without the need for any cables or counter weights. If you can get a heavy SUV up to 60mph faster than most sports cars with them, you can have an aluminum box with a couple thousand pounds of people climb up a vertical track.

“Killing off foot traffic also kills of small business, shops, and restaurants that rely on ground level foot traffic.”