Those dang paraplegics always telling us what to do! I’m outraged!

I wish the protesters would stop the Kings from winning another game. At this rate, they’re going to end up with Grayson Allen.

Yannis Anacarumbo!

Road House: “If you ain’t drinkin’, you’re outta here.”

I think the appropriate Deadspiny thing to do in a situation such as this is to follow the Dallas Maverick precedent and blame the white owner.

Vanilla pudding misses plain oatmeal.

Where is this guy’s family to straighten him out?

Stupid Kings can’t even tank right. We are forever doomed.

I’m outraged!

Racist truck stop employees? It just can’t be!

It’s shorter because the women don’t always pay attention to where they are going and get lost.

If I offended anyone I beat...

If I offended anyone by having your mother killed...

I’m outraged?

There is no point in getting angry with the Kings. They just can’t help themselves and other teams should be angry with themselves for getting mixed up with them.

Red taught Shani Davis to speed skate.

Using the Kings-to-NBA conversion chart, it’s the equivalent of scoring 25 pts. in 41 minutes against a regular NBA team.

I guess I’m a Kings fan and I don’t even know what to say anymore. They’re just the Kings.

Show some respect! If you saw the Bernie and Ernie 30 for 30, you know that this man pulled tons and tons of disco-era tail at Tennessee. Nothing else matters.

Only four more and half more months until the Warriors win the championship!