I know this is off topic, but please bear with me. The Sacramento Kings have a radio flagship station (1140 AM?) and their shows are actually built around the Kings like they are regular functioning NBA team. The radio hosts will very seriously discuss pretty much anything involving the Kings (players, games, etc.)…

The best liftie line I ever heard was “Crawl out of the way like a wounded marine!”

When does the trial for everyone who knew start? They need to do it Nuremburg-style where they round ‘em all up in a pen and try them at one time.

Has anyone considered that he’s wearing two gloves because its cold and he’s standing around at practice doing nothing.

Stormy would make an awesome first lady.

What? I thought Lavar Ball owned the Lakers.

If the NBA evolves into a league of middle-aged white guys in black hoodies going 50% I’d say the Sixers got the steal of the draft.

For the seminal role it played in ending white privilege, this tape should be shown in middle school history classes.

Has ESPN asked Lavar Ball’s thoughts on the case?

I agree with Reggie about threatening to trade Lonzo to some backwater team. It seems to be important to Lavar that his sons become Lakers and Majic might be able to use that as leverage. Or just frame him for shoplifting in Lithuania where he would probably be stoned to death in the village square.

If there was any justice in the world, Lavar Ball would be arrested for shoplifting in Lithuania.

Step 2: Belicheck quits the Pats to become little Shanny’s DC.

Foerster hired Nige over white hookers. The protests are working!

You’ve gotta be nervous - it’s not if for the U of O, it’s when. Dana Altman can coach ‘em up, but I could never picture him as a recruiter.

Ever since my surgery, I can’t get Dr. Carton to return my calls.

If Ryen replaced every “public figure” reference with “42 year old man” he might begin to grasp his problem.