Tess sounds like he’s trying to keep you interested in a late night Wyoming vs San Diego State game. Booger McFarland breaking down QB play and pass offense is basically a joke. It’s not Booger’s fault - he was a DT - but it feels very incomplete compared to what QB analysts can tell you.

It’s been a year, but I kinda remember Free Solo suggesting that Alex appeared to have inherited his father’s Asperger’s. His mom also came across as distant and a bit of a perfectionist. Seemed to explain a lot of Alex’s quirks and personality.

You know, a mistake was made, you know. You know, you know, a mistake was made. A mistake was made, you know. You know, a mistake was made, you know, you know. A mistake was made, a mistake was made, you know. You know, a mistake was made. A mistake was made, you know. At the end of the day, you know, a mistake was…

This is how I think it will be seen: If the candidate is from your party, you’ll shrug it off as youthful indiscretion. If the candidate is not from your party, you’ll completely lose your mind. Just like we (both sides) do today - except maybe worse.

I’m embarrassed for Mike Mayock.  I think his reputation was important to him and Gruden just crapped all over him.

All I know is if doing the Skarn is gay, then I’m the biggest queer on earth.

I am a monkey fan.

Fun fact: The founder of Popeye’s was a huge fan of “The French Connection” and actually named the chain after Gene Hackman’s character Popeye Doyle. Worthless knowledge like this is why I watch DVD commentaries and people dislike me.

To the fainting couch!

If I can beat herpes, I don’t see why Kyler can’t overcome this as well.

On a somewhat related note, if they combined fencing and hammer throwing into one event, I think I would watch.

Do frozen assets count against the salary cap? Asking for Darren Rovell.

When the contractor arrived to build the gallows, they should have known something was up.

If you have a problem with someone, isn’t that who you should be talking to?

Both Barstool and Deadspin has their good and bad points, but if I had to drive cross country with one, I think I’d go with Barstool - they just seem more fun.

The other problem is that once you put Kaep in, you could never take him out - no matter how bad he plays- without being accused of racism. 

Congrats to Grady from Sanford & Son on making the HOF!

The Los Angeles Clippers of Los Angeles!

The Los Angeles Clippers of Los Angeles.

You have given us a Wild Gift.