Greg “Moon Man” Minton!

Welcome to our newest stoolie, Nick! Would!

From Yosemite: How many bags of cement did it take to build Half Dome? What time of night do they turn off the waterfalls?

I’m retired but had the exact same policy. If a customer ever gave an opinion, all you had to do is give a thoughtful look and couple of small nods to make them think you agreed with them. Let them do all the talking - which is what people with unsolicited political opinions want to do anyway.

I enjoy listening to Dan LeBatard and Will Cain’s social commentary.

I enjoy Dan LeBatard and Will Cain’s social commentary.

Outrage, women’s soccer, slamming Barstool - this is Deadspin porn.

Spanish soccer fans now understand what kind of talent Lady Liberty is holding back from kicking the world’s A.

Just givin’ a little feedback y’all.

I didn’t even know this was still a thing. As the sport has developed, snowboarders attack terrain just as skiers do and you no longer see packs of snowboarders just sitting around in the middle of runs all day trying to figure out what they’re supposed to be doing. If you watch the Alta video, you can tell that most…

Larry Smith and Purvis Short!

I say Charles don’t you ever crave...To appear on the front of the Daily Mail...Dressed in your mother’s bridal veil?

When I was a little kid, my mom told me to never ride my bike on a busy street.  Still makes sense today.

KD will spend next season rehabbing and then the following season getting back in shape. By the time the Nets are ready to contend three seasons from now, Kyrie will have pissed off everyone in Brooklyn and been traded.

Between the injuries, the media, Mark Stevens and the Toronto fans, this has been a horrible series. I’m out.

As a long time Warriors fan, my favorite moment is still when Larry Smith (Mr Mean) finished third in the NBA in rebounding in 1981. I don’t know why, but it just made the Dubs feel so legit to me. Can you believe it, 3rd in the entire NBA!

I’m not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither is Hope Solo. And you want to know what? I dig it.

Oh my goodness, if Klay doesn’t play, the Warriors are down to three All Stars, a former Finals MVP, a better coach and an equal/better bench. Sure, Las Vegas has the Warriors favored by 4, but it should be considered a miracle if they even show up for the game!

Kicked a 63 yard field goal in high school.

I regret not writing down the phone numbers for the hair transplant and male enhancement products while I had the chance.