Try the Venezuelan Surprise

Hello, can I have whatever you drank that gave you your particular brain disease? 

Unless they are sex robots. You don’t need a prenup for that. (I accidentally wrote pee-nup, and almost let it stay)

He is strong on Crime, the Border, the Second Amendment and loves our Military and Vets.

... even though the primaries will be a shit show...

Your screen name is extra fitting now that I've read this comment:)

A lantern of hope indeed. :)

I just literally can’t comprehend having the inflated sense of self to call myself “your all time favorite" ANYTHING. 

IIRC, a trans woman from one of the recent caravans died in ICE custody.

So basically the outcome this administration was hoping for.

It’s so infuriating and heartbreaking. She should have been given safety here in the US. I’m sorry we failed her, and so many others.

For conservatives this is considered a win/win. They are heartless monsters and must be stripped of power.

The Daily Mail is such a racist piece of shit. It’s not even subtle. Good for Malia.

I can only hope whoever did it was called out mercilessly for being a narc.

Malia is cool, read all about it!

OMG! Wine! Weed! Kissing!

Trump is apparently prepared to declare a national emergency to get his border wall.

where did she say any of that?

It’s one of the oldest problems in the book for purportedly democratic governments: Israel would like to claim the land they captured in their wars with their neighbors openly by right of conquest, but they also don’t want to treat the people that were living there, and are now under their control, like citizens of…

Jewish people can think critically about Israeli policy, the same way Americans that are against Trump aren’t prejudice toward white people. HOWEVER, it is legitimately not possible to separate aggressive anti-Israel rhetoric from antisemitism. Israel must exist because the Jews were almost exterminated, and could be…

Glib yes, but not wrong. I understood exactly what she meant. But for those not versed in the continuous pay-offs by Businesses and other countries (thanks Roger Stone!)(but it is free Speech!), I could see how her remark seems dismissive.