My first thought was “Well, now I’m glad I haven’t seen any of his films (except for Batman Begins and Episode I).”

“Instead they are pissing away their chances.”

“President Trump announced that the U.S. will withdraw from a nuclear arms treaty with Russia, which sounds super chill.”

I assume nothing these days. This world has turned into such farcical lunacy that trying to predict what’ll happen next is like trying to teach an elephant to ice-skate.

I’m right there with you. The amount of bullshit Donald has gotten away with is pure insanity.

Oh totally. Just as long as one of those consequences isn’t Donald being re-elected.

Yeah, it’s very much a “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” situation. But I think Senator Warren did the best she could to clean up the mess she made.

Oof, time to step up my neck exercises then...

“Writer and activist Rebecca Nagle, a member of the Cherokee Nation, criticized Warren’s apology, saying “without a public apology this private phone call falls flat and rings hollow.”

But it’s also how the One Ring was destroyed, so there’s a 50/50 chance it’ll work.

Well, I just accidentally clicked on his tweet and I have to go throw my phone in a volcano now.

“Of course Donald Trump is considering alleged sexual harasser, seller of shitty pizza, and short-lived 2012 presidential candidate Herman Cain for a seat on the Federal Reserve Board. Why not!”

I realized recently that when [God] speaks to people, They do it in the person’s own voice to make it more likely the person will actually do what they’re supposed to.

West Bhulsheit.

And you just know it was vanilla ice cream.

“I grew up in the projects,” said billionaire and 2020 hopeful Howard Schultz”

I used to wear black-and-blue flannel shirts all the time when I was growing up. Alas, the other kids did not appreciate my (admittedly abysmal) fashion sense.

I never realized until now how much Melania looks like Patty and Selma. Facially, I mean.

My thing is that I don’t want to bother anyone, but at the same time if I saw someone struggling it would be wrong to not at least ask if they’d like assistance.

I’m definitely going to be more aware the next time I’m in NYC.