November can’t come fast enough. And November 2020 really can’t come fast enough.

Well, he’s gotta be on the same (grade) level as his voters.

“Trump may have justified imposing tarrifs on Canada because our countries were beefing during the War of 1812. “Didn’t you guys burn down the White House?” said Trump, reportedly.”

I gotta say, your ads are on point.

One thing is for certain: we all lost.

...assuming she’s still alive.

Her CPU probably crashed.

Well, I suppose the one thing Donald was missing was murdering his wife and dumping the body. After all, it’s not like the CIA doesn’t have experience with this sort of thing, and now that his buddy Gina is in charge, he could call in a favor.

It’s a clam shame.

“Whoever heard of a system where you put people through trials? Where do these judges come from?” he said.”

“The trend of fictionalizing stories about breaking journalism for film continues, this time with Gal Gadot as our intrepid reporter.”

It’s only “shocking” to people with brain damage. And probably not even then.

Maybe Newt was being sarcastic? (I know. Sigh...I know)

It’s a little known fact that having ostriches in videos makes them much more emusing.

See, this is why I’m a hockey fan. The NFL is run by a bunch of spineless drama kings.

You know, there really should be trigger warnings before you just unleash Donald’s face on us like that.

Nice to see that the only woman Hillary cares about getting into power is herself.

And she wrote the letter in exquisite cursive. That alone says it all.

Oh, it was a long time ago, and now I’m on the West Coast (if I can’t live in NYC, this is a nice consolation prize), so it all worked out :-)