And even then I bet she has to choke some disgust down.

I wouldn’t even go that far.

I’m so using that one next time :-D

Hell yeah, I have! Along with Legends of Tomorrow, it’s my favorite show of all time. I adore Lynn, Anissa and Jennifer. I identify with Jefferson the most, but his family is amazing. The final episode of the season was just...wow.

“Donald Jr. is a good-looking guy”

One of my favorite episodes of The Flash is a recent one where Iris gets speedster powers. I want to see more shows like that, with strong women reveling in their freedom and power (responsibly, of course. Though I’d love to see more three-dimensional female villains as well). I think shows like HT are important as…

If I was married to Donald (always use his first name. It’s disrespectful to call a President by their first name), I’d be dressed like I was always at a funeral too.

No, I’m stuck in Portland OR for now, though I’m trying to move to NYC. Now NYC drivers, they are right up my alley!

I was reading the other day, and this caught my eye. I feel like we could all use a booster shot of fighting spirit, so here:

Oh!!! Where I live, there’s an epidemic of people who go five miles under the speed limit. I have to tell myself they might be undocumented immigrants who are trying to not get caught and deported. It’s the only thing that keeps me from running them off the road (I would never ever do that, I’m just venting).

Dolphin drivers are primarily men. Fucking alpha wolf wannabes....

I’m going to have to issue you a cetacean for that.

I’ve discovered that I’m not a fan of “dolphin” drivers. Dolphin drivers are people who drive right next to you for no reason. They don’t speed up, they don’t slow down. It’s invasive as fuck and pretty creepy. I go out of my way to not do that to other drivers.

As a fellow puntificator, “Simianphile” is bloody brilliant and I applaud you.

Well then, I guess I’m now free to release my lunch in a more acidic, liquidy form.

Yes, but in fairness, it was my own damned fault for bringing a shark launcher gifted to me by Kim Jong-un to work.

They’ve been there for me ever since I was a little kid. Groddamned Reagan...

Every time I think I couldn’t possibly be more disgusted by conservatives, they somehow find a way.

Three dollars for a newspaper!? Yikes!

Bloomberg reported the news on Tuesday in a six-sentence article published by Sonali Basak, and with the assistance of not one, not two, but three other people.