Yeah, no one should truly celebrate until late January 2021.

A wise person once said a little revolution from now and then is a healthy thing.

I want to go Fred-and-George on her ass so much.

I gotta say, watching the Republican Party implode is extremely satisfying.

I feel the same way about macaroni and cheese.

Actually, it’s “run” as in movement. I just run through universes, not rule them :-)

Great, so in a week there will be a tariff on quinoa imports and we’ll have a trade war with four of the seven continents.

Only in this universe could “Twitter diplomacy” be a thing.

Well, he does have very small rocks...

Creating a fake Instagram account to look up exes isn’t that bad. Unhealthy, yes; but if that’s as far as it goes (no contact initiated), then it could be a good “nicotine patch” to get over the person.

Trump would never accept a black sheep. She’s the beige sheep.

Both “her”s. Because of course they are women.

Wouldn’t you rather be a country? Being just a county seems...counterproductive.

I was the same way. When the entire premise is based on a woman stalking a man she dated for one summer — many years before — across the country, that’s just...

You know, if a bunch of strangers were obsessed with my kid(s), I’d be squicked as hell.

Clearly he’s been reading too many Star Wars opening crawls.

I actually am a Capricorn...

When I first read this, I thought she was an astronomer. I thought to myself, “why does she sound so incompetent?” Then I double checked, saw astrologer, and it finally made sense.

Course, now he’ll probably promote BRT — Bullet Removal Therapy. Pray hard enough, and the bullet will magically disintegrate and God will heal the wound!

Nah, he’s sad because Ayn Rand died before he had a chance to marry/fuck her.