A billion dollar fine is a slap on the wrist. They’re raking in that times five every quarter.

Wash it, chop it, and put it in a plastic bag first!

I had teachers who would berate me for not taking notes in high school. That usually ended after the first couple tests.

The greatest idea ever was tricking people into buy clothes that your wear under your other clothes. Go commando and you won’t need fancy underwear to keep you cool.

The greatest idea ever was tricking people into buy clothes that your wear under your other clothes. Go commando and…

Looks more like Mark Sanchez to me, or even a young Arnold Schwarzenegger.

LOL, I think you’re giving other human beings WAY too much credit!

Found the guy who works at the dealership!

So, it’s no coincidence that some of those lights look like fireflies, and the rest look like bombs?

So, any chance I can watch local games if I use a VPN?

This seems familiar.

This seems familiar.

.40? Start drinking when you wake up, don’t stop drinking. All day, every day. If you can function at all with a BAC that high, it means you’ve been an alcoholic for a long time.

This is a bad take. The numbers don’t agree with you on Kaepernick.

Something’s not right here. If a person dies in a car accident, how can we possibly know that they were lost in thought?

...you can. Please do.

I think it really depends on the angle. I see the some Hyundai, but also Mazda mixed with a healthy dose of Germany.

I’m comparing Camaros to Camaros, genius. How are they not the same thing?

Seriously though, the best Camaro ever is the one they’re currently making. It’s not even close.

Am I the only one who hates Alcantara? If you actually drive your car, it ends up looking awful on the steering wheel and seats, and is just seems like a waste as a headliner. Plus, it’s just microfiber... excuse me, Italian microfiber. La dee fucking da.

Word.

They don’t taste as good, but they’re hard to beat at that price!

They don’t taste as good, but they’re hard to beat at that price!