Sounds like you need a gently used Lexus ES. 

Probably something like this.

Lexus LS 400, easy.

Welp, guess it’s time to break out the old pirate hat again.

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad. 

You say that as if we even have the option to buy a Lee-Xiandong 2235 Model 25 F-900074, or any other Chinese car.  

Definitely the Gangster AF German Slayer, Lincoln LS.

The Lexus SC430 is considered by many to be “the worst car of all time”, not only because of its lack of athletic prowess, but mainly because it was the follow up to the SC300, which was essentially a Mk4 Supra in a sport jacket.

touch capacitve buttons are not really worse than physical buttons. However on the steering wheel i would be concerned about accidental presses.

Eddie Murphy will literally make ANY movie, as long as he gets paid.

This made me chuckle. 

I just watched Strange Days on HBO Max.

That’s my fetish. 

He didn’t get a pass, you walnut. He got hit by a freaking car. 

Simply allow second party apps and shift the legal liability to them. 

Maverick Splash!

I’d rather buy one office chair that will last me my entire career rather than a new chair every few years (that will just end up in a landfill).

I’m glad you enjoy the design aesthetic of a late-90's Daewoo.

You’re moving the goalpost. 

I drove one of those in high school. The vertical door handles both snapped off. Otherwise, not a bad car considering all the abuse I put it through.